A VERY SERIOUS PURSUIT SIMULATOR

HAPPYMEN

THE GREAT ESCAPE

Sprint through changing districts at ridiculous speed. Run clean and the road is yours—hit a domestic hazard and the rolling-pin commander storms into the chase.

01RUN CLEANCrashes slow you down and summon the pursuer.

02OVERCHARGEBrew buys speed—but too much reverses control.

03BREAK THROUGHGrill Master armor demolishes domestic hazards.

A / ← move left · D / → move right · W / ↑ jump · S / ↓ slide · Shift dash · P pause

RUN CONTROL

SETTINGS

Rendering quality

VERIFIED ESCAPE RECORDS

GLOBAL RANKING

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TACTICAL BREATHER

ESCAPE PAUSED

The commander is still furious. She is simply respecting the pause menu.

DOMESTIC INTERCEPTION CONFIRMED

CAUGHT!

The rolling-pin commander has questions about the lawn.

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